Porn makes me laugh

Yep, you read me right. Porn makes me laugh.

I cannot sit and watch a porn flick for very long before I start to laugh, guffaw and am soon switching to a different website.

It isn't the concept of the film.

It is the way it is directed (as in not) to the way it is filmed (badly) to the way the actors act (eyeing the camera in what they think is a sexy look while their lips are wrapped around some guys cock.) Not to mention the fake noises they make.

Now, let me just say, I KNOW there are people out there who enjoy porn and more power to you. And it isn't that I don't want porn. It is just...

I just want porn made well. Which, of course, would require a complete redo of the porn industry because they aren't going to pay for what needs to be done. And quite honestly, why should they? What they are doing is obviously working for them.

This brings me back to one of my ideas that I came up with last summer. If only I had the financial backing... Anyone got a cool $50 million to invest?

Anyway, back to porn. I'm all for adult films and for those that love the way porn is - YAY For you! You have already found your mecca. I am still looking for mine. Ameteur porn is better than the pro stuff, but it is still missing what I am looking for.

What am I looking for? A real storyline, a real plot, decent acting, great directing and editing... oh, yeah, I'm looking for erotica on film.
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